Pabst: the new Black

Not sure what to think on this one.  Love the beer, the shoes look comfy, but it wreaks of hipster instead of redneck with a mullet.  A couple pieces of duct tape will fix that and some faux steel toes bodgered out of PBR empties.

While the good folks at Pabst are leveraging their brand with beer-aphernalia how about a reusable PBR grocery bag (with a built in pocket for the hard to find 40), a hair pick or I don't know; a coffin......

Actually a very clever cooler, but hey, dual purpose when your liver finally gives up.

Skis?

And continuing with the cold theme........a sweater.  Hell, at least it doesn't have reindeer on it.